Tez Ilyas: Tez Things I Hate About You
The grumpiest uncle in showbiz is back.
Fresh from travelling the world (and smashing it as a top husband and bunny-stepdad), the UK’s leading de-influencer returns with a brand-new stand-up show. Expect fresh jokes, furious rants, and ridiculous stories – all delivered with Tez’s trademark smart, silly, and subversive humour.
Star of Man Like Mobeen (BBC Three), Live at the Apollo (BBC Two), Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live) and Sunday Times best-selling author of The Secret Diary of a British Muslim Aged 13 ¾.
Book early. You’ll hate yourself if you miss it.
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