Jordan Gray
Jordan Gray: Is That A C*ck In Your Pocket, Or Are You Just Here To Kill Me?
Following acclaimed runs in London and Edinburgh, the multi-award-winning star and creator of ITV’s Transaction hits the road with a guitar on her back, a bounty on her ballbag, and some very poorly written death threats in her DMs.
When Jordan stripped off live on Channel 4 (and won a BAFTA in the process), bigots around the globe went ballistic. Luckily… so were her tits.
Is the cost of success worth it? How do you live up to your own sky-high expectations? And most importantly, should you even be a comedian when your bum looks this good? Join Jordan as she explores all this and more in her rootinest, tootinest, shootinest hour of musical comedy yet.
Edinburgh Fringe Best Show – Nominee
Melbourne International Comedy Fest Best Show – Nominee
Channel 4 Breakthrough Comedy Star – Winner
NextUp Biggest Award In Comedy – Winner
“Terrific… blazingly energetic” ★★★★ – The Telegraph
“Lyrically dextrous – blisteringly funny” ★★★★ – The List
“An emerging talent who is firing on all cylinders” ★★★★ – The Scotsman
“Giving her all is clearly what she does best” ★★★★ – The Skinny
“Hilarious and often emotional” ★★★★ – The I
“Will stay with you long after you leave” ★★★★★ – Entertainment Now
“Hilariously quick-witted … raw and intimate” ★★★★ – Broadway Baby
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