Mark Simmons: Quip Off The Mark
As seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’, and social media phenomenon, MARK SIMMONS brings his sell-out tour show back to Leeds due to phenomenal demand.
This isn’t your average one-liner show as there is the running theme throughout.
His parents have sold the house he grew up in and has to collect his box of stuff from the loft. Come discover what’s in the box in this top-level one-liner show structured in a way you’ve never seen before.
Mark joined Dara O’Brian and Hugh Dennis on BBC2’s ‘Mock The Week’ as a semi-regular guest and has also appeared in other TV shows such as ITV’s ‘Out There’, BBC Radio 4ExtraStands Up, a Channel 4 pilot starring alongside Bridget Christie, as well as BBC3’s One For The Road.
“One of the UK’s pre-eminent pun merchants…the quickest quipster in showbusiness.” – Evening Standard
“Absolutely hilarious.” The Scotsman ★★★★
“A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.” Chortle ★★★★
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