Jimmy Carr: Killing Jokes
In comedy, ‘killing’ is a good thing. Everywhere else, it’s frowned upon.
Jimmy has confirmed kills in over 50 countries and on 13 specials. Eyewitnesses describe it as “a brutal, hilarious, life affirming night out”.
The brand-new show is packed with fast, dark one-liners about all kinds of terrible things. But they are just jokes. They’re not the terrible things.
Jokes are like magnets. They attract some people and repel others. You can joke about anything, but not with anyone. If you’re attracted to Jimmy’s brand of comedy and think you can take the jokes, then by all means come out and play.
If you think you’d be offended, then stay away. At this point, being offended at a Jimmy Carr show is like buying a ticket to a horror movie and complaining you got scared. Don’t be a dummy.
Look, if you’ve read this far, we know you want to come. So hurry up and buy a ticket. It’ll sell out, so don’t miss out.
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